i don’t think he ever breaks 30mph.
and it’s usually when he’s talking really loudly.
despite whether they want their picture taken or not.
which totally contradicts the idea of volunteering.
than that which is given directly to him.
even when they offer after he says, “wow, i’m really hungry.”
he must say it a minimum of 10x, really quickly.
you better order more food. it will be a while until he eats that last fry.
if you have an aim conversation with him, chances are you’ve seen this face at least once.
for instance, the “kick.” yeah, you know, that one.
which is common courtesy, but it often muffles his sentences.
give or take
and you’re to blame.
usually, when you diss him.
in that really annoying voice, to try to get him to do something.