October 2011
1 post
he comes up with unforgettable similes and...
they’re ridiculous sometimes, but hey, it’s neil we’re talking about here.
July 2011
2 posts
he makes strange movements while driving his car.
apparently it’s while he is also singing (ask noemi).
he randomly practices old dance routines.
hypnotik 4ever
April 2011
1 post
he adds a "half" whenever he says a number.
December 2010
6 posts
he will not help you...
if you’re dying during call of duty. LOL.
tactic: abandon and escape.
he breathes very loudly.
you’ll notice when it’s really quiet.
to the loyal followers of neilmirannerisms...
sorry i haven’t updated this in a while. lol.
he only makes exceptions...
for girls.
he has worn the same jacket for 4 years.
he irons his jeans.
let me repeat that: he irons his jeans.
August 2010
2 posts
he gets pretty crazy when playing cod.
“we’re gonna get raped like little b*tches!”
he pronounces "room" strangely.
get him to say it.
July 2010
1 post
he talks to himself while driving.
“OHHH CRAP! MOMENT OF DECISION!”
June 2010
1 post
he is a dibwhore.
next thing you know, he’ll call dibs on your life.
May 2010
20 posts
he drives very slowly.
i don’t think he ever breaks 30mph.
he randomly stops in the middle of his sentences,
and it’s usually when he’s talking really loudly.
he takes pictures of everything/everybody,
despite whether they want their picture taken or not.
he likes to volunteer people,
which totally contradicts the idea of volunteering.
he would rather eat food off of the ground,
than that which is given directly to him.
he speaks japanese in a different voice.
it’s strange.
he asks too many questions.
he doesn't accept other people's food,
even when they offer after he says, “wow, i’m really hungry.”
when he says "no,"
he must say it a minimum of 10x, really quickly.
he's incapable of multi-tasking while on the phone...
he takes a ridiculously long time to finish...
you better order more food. it will be a while until he eats that last fry.
he has a specific pocket check.
he chooses to play video games when there are...
-_-''
if you have an aim conversation with him, chances are you’ve seen this face at least once.
he makes extravagant movements.
for instance, the “kick.” yeah, you know, that one.
he covers his mouth when eating and talking,
which is common courtesy, but it often muffles his sentences.
"more or less"
give or take
"shot to the heart!"
and you’re to blame.
he says "ouch" often
usually, when you diss him.
he doesn't like when people say please,
in that really annoying voice, to try to get him to do something.
