he comes up with unforgettable similes and metaphors.

they’re ridiculous sometimes, but hey, it’s neil we’re talking about here.

he makes strange movements while driving his car.

apparently it’s while he is also singing (ask noemi).

he will not help you…

if you’re dying during call of duty. LOL.

tactic: abandon and escape.

he breathes very loudly.

you’ll notice when it’s really quiet.

to the loyal followers of neilmirannerisms…

sorry i haven’t updated this in a while. lol.

he irons his jeans.

let me repeat that: he irons his jeans.